Do you still have your period?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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