we're blogging at a bar
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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