The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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