Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival