Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?