Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person