Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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