do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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