Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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