So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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