how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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