so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Congratulations! We have a period
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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