Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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