i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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