I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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