Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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