we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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