I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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