shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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