Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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