Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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