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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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