Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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