My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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