the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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