She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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