You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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