all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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