I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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