If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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