You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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