Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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