she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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