Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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