): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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