You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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