I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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