DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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