Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am mentally ready for anal.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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