how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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