This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
What a dumb baby whore.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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