But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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