We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
