A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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