I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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