She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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