Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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