OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I'm like, not good at living.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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