So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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