Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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