i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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