I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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