So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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