if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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