Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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