I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need water and some morals
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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