I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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