someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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