I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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