before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Operation Purity has been aborted
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Dicks are not precious.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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