You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Randomize
